There ya go.
rutee071429218dYes. Lazy fucks. I had several recruiters send me messages following the same template:
"I was really impressed by your experience in <company name> as <position>. We are looking for.."
Then you check the requirements, it fits none of your shit. One time, I put "Company Confidential" as my current company and voila, same damn template. I've been thinking about changing my company name and position and see what they do about it.
"I was really impressed by your experience in Big Booties Brothel Lords as Professional Cocksucking Anal Knight."
Coffe2Code33HR: How many years you've been developing on Android ? Me: Two years, with many projects on my own. HR: So, ...
linuxxx14Happened a while ago but I still find it funny. *phone rings* Me: good morning sir, how can I help you? Cli...
marodok6"Are you a programmer or a engineer?" Me: true