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😆 Why SQL, why are you screaming all the time?

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  • 7
    It's the collective pain and suffering from the database - since beginning it was evident that most devs failed to treat these marvelous creatures right.
  • 6
    VIM users be like, "why does his warmup include hitting escape?"
  • 1
    So true lmao
  • 2
    @SortOfTested I mean caps lock has no right being where it is with that useless functionality
  • 1
    I prefer shift.
  • 1
    I write my sql keywords in lowercase. Shoot me. Syntax highlighting has been around for decades. If you can't tell what's a keyword sell your computer
  • 1
    BECAUSE IMPORTANT COMMANDS MANIPULATING IMPORTANT DATA ARE HAPPENING AND IMPORTANT STUFF NEEDS TO BE EMPHASIZED SO THAT YOU CAN EASILY PARSE IT OUT FROM AMONGST THE UNIMPORTANT DETAILS SUCH AS table AND column NAMES.
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