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Codazed
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I really hate search engines sometimes

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  • 19
    but it's exactly what you've asked
  • 2
    You misspelled clogs
  • 3
    "How to store your kiln dried logs"

    This seems to me to be the height of a decadent society.
  • 1
    @iiii I mean, maybe, if I was a lumberjack
  • 1
    @Codazed well, you did not provide enough context
  • 8
    You misspelled "corpses".
  • 2
    That just means you need to add some UI that looks like actual log storage.
  • 3
    “You have to be more specific”
  • 1
    @rutee07 Nah, he actually tried to spell "Cum", for his semenology class.
  • 3
    There's a lack of semantics which causes the computer to be unable to distinguish between different meanings of the word logs therefore giving the user alot of information that is not relevant to the intended search request of the user.
  • 0
    Just for the record, I did refine my search after this. I just felt it was share-worthy. I'm not an idiot, at least most of the time.
  • 0
    Improvise. Adapt. Overcome. Learn how to google (or duck).
  • 6
    Well for starters have you tried using a real search engine, like Google?
  • 2
    Okay, so we as programmers tend to use very specific language to exchange information. So a programmer creates an AI that takes very specific instructions to find and return information. AI is being made in the image of the programmer? Some programmers are very very very specific on how the communicate. It is a surprise when their brain child is equally autistic?
  • 5
    @Stuxnet "real search engine", lol
  • 1
    @Stuxnet boom, roasted!
  • 2
    Even humans can't understand the context, majority of users are not Developers
  • 4
    Next time search for "log aggregation."
  • 1
    @Demolishun
    Hey, duck you. Don't disparage the professor they stole the engine from. 😋
  • 1
    💛DDG💛
    I switched to DDG after searching for how to handle python float string stuff on google and not being able to find anything but serpent shaped flotation devices for use in a pool. Literally I couldn’t see any programming related results and couldn’t trick it into being technical.

    Returning recipes for raspberry pi(e) and other things too.
  • 1
    @SortOfTested I don't know what this means. I cannot odd your comments. Please explain.

    BTW, I left Go Ogle a while ago and currently use DDG.
  • 0
    @irene that's very odd because Google most oftenly gets programming related context
  • 2
    @Demolishun
    You're not familiar with the mythical story of how brin and gang stole the Google algo from their college professor? 😮
  • 1
    @SortOfTested eh? haven't heard about that. enlighten us
  • 0
    @iiii 🔦

    (Also waiting for more info)
  • 3
    @iiii
    It's conspiracy theory along the lines of "netscape was just an innocent little company before Microsoft crushed them." It states that brin and page worked on a project at Standford and flat out stole the work that led to page rank. There are crazier rantings about how Google came to be as an effort to cost al gore an election.

    It's all dork web proto-QAnon bullshit.

    Reality is their professor was just an early backer.
  • 0
    @SortOfTested oh... I see
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