"restricted®" made me actually laugh.

I fucking love shitty Indian and Chinese spam.

I get SO MUCH paypal scam / spam... it makes me think Paypal as far as account security goes must suck somehow.

"Dear costumer"

@AlmondSauce Halloween is coming up...

Watch out for all those significan charges. 🤣

I get at least 2 Netflix scam a week.

I don't even have netflix account lol

PayPal and office 365 also.

@AlmondSauce we're all costumes

@Stuxnet I'm sorry to tell you, but your devrant account is compromised.

Please fill up the form below to avoid any interuptions in your acess :

Full name :
Credit card number (We use it for verification) :
Expiry date :
CVS code :

If you don't we will be forced to shut down your devrant account.

@NoToJavaScript I'm am sorry sir, but you have WON our MILLION COSTUMER!!! Please provide social security number for verification and $25 Google play giftcar or you will be BEHIND THE BARS

@AlgoRythm Nice !!!

Where should I send the info ? Do you need my credit card number ? I really want that million !

@NoToJavaScript I will now transfer you to our SENIOR TECHNICIAN. My employee ID number is 6969.

@AlgoRythm (On a separate note)

I miss my old French bank which provided a software to generate unique, not reusable, credit card numbers. My current Canadian bank does not have this feature.

@NoToJavaScript there is an online service for that but it is very cool that your bank would do it as well

@AlgoRythm culd I speak with your manager ? I belive Emplye id number is 42069

here's new one when they got tired :-

Confirm This Information .

It is totally against the ethics and civil service code of conduct in
accordance with oath of secrecy for me to do this but i wish to do
this on personal capacity believing you will not betray me but will
surely come back to reward me for our sincerity, honesty and for our
great effort made to secure a successful conclusion of this
transaction in your favor. Please confirm if truly the bank has
communicated you regarding payment of your overdue fund .

However, I wish to inform you that another lawyer has presented a
woman submitting her name claiming that you were death and to be your
next of kin, her details and banking particular was among the list
certified for payments,see below and confirm for the account she
submitted for transfer of your fund Valued .
.....

Beneficiary: Ms.Ronnette James
Bank Name: The Commerce Bank
Bank Address: 1072, Richmond av.
Staten Island, New York
Account Number: 4121097896,
Routing No:003-051-200,
Swift Code: CBNAUS33
I have inquired deeper to come to the conclusion that she and few
powerful individuals are behind this dastardly act without due notices
to you, As it stands now,you will certainly encounter enormous
problems to convince the International Remittance Department that you
have not been served with required number of direct notices. You are
therefore advised to submit your approval, as the bank will certainly
not be held responsible for paying into a wrong account, It will serve
you well if you would quickly get back to me so that i can issue
instruction for re-verification on your payment file towards Online
Transfer of your fund into your account .
.....

Please i need to hear from you before the transfer take place to
confirmed if you are death for real or they are trying to remove you
from the inheritance approved funds.
Best regards

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I love how they send me PayPal scams while I don't even have PayPal account

Ok this is pretty damn funny, but it’s got a registered trademark on restricted

If it were fake they couldn’t possibly have included that in their notice right?

I mean they did mention “our security reasons” so . . Seems legit.

@antoniomerlin What if I can’t answer because I’m already Death myself?

I guess it’s good to spam a death person, maybe you get respond

pure gold