I think I have a fan!

I am taking the plunge and making Vim my exclusive editor.

Suggestions for running Vim (gVim) on Windows?

When I see a new product that is still using USB micro...

Full Gif: https://gph.is/2J3SsqN

What would happen if a programmer and a PM had to cut down a tree...

https://twitter.com/i/moments/...

Wouldn't be so funny if it weren't so true...

"Never obsolete"...I am not sure which sticker to callout first. 😄😆

🤦Is it too early to make the hack of the year nominations?

Some great release notes!

Max password length of 100 😍

That ideally could take 353,108,814,528,039,200 QUINQUAGINTILLION YEARS to guess.

Tech Haiku
Mail brought this today
One more dive in wearables
R. I. P. Pebble

Xbox - WE HAVE 4k!
PlayStation- WE HAVE VR!
Nintendo - Bitch, we have cardboard.

Slack: "People can't work when we're down"

GitHub: "Hold my beer"

GitHub is down.

Guess who's morning just got a lot easier 🎉

Nothing like migrating to a new domain registrar.

Time to start waiting for it to process....

I make friends on the Nintendo Switch with friend codes.

Friend codes in 2017, what is the world coming to?

So excited!

Plex just released a spiritual Winamp successor called Plexamp.

Let the music begin!

Grab it here!
https://www.plex.tv/plex-labs/#

And so the votes have been cast.

Good bye Net Neutrality...😥

Good? Bad? 'Netpocalypse'?

Thoughts anyone?

I am on a team of 2 currently at work.

I am assigned to build some custom code for a customer going live with our product soon.

Because my team mate is already working on another customers project I explained the work may not be done in time because we were not given sufficient notice for our team of two to plan for the project.

Sales team contact me later that day asking me why I told our customer we don't have enough resources.

He wanted me to find a better phrase to tell them like "We have half our team dedicated to your project."

Another reason to hate our sales team 🤪

I kinda like PHP.

So excited! My brand new drive finally shows up in the mail today so I naturally want to install it right away.

Power down, install drive, power up.

Windows decided now is the perfect time for an update! 30 minutes and counting....on 84%....for 30 minutes....

FML

Found this little gem today in some legacy code at work.

Apparently this is the best way to split a datetime (hh:mm:ss mm/dd/yyy).

If only there was a function that could split a string by keying off characters.

Oh wait there is....

I decided to give it a comment memorial.

Nothing like taking a company IT security training that requires Flash.

The first step to be able to run the training?
Override your browser's security setting to allow Flash to be able to run.

Anyone else see the irony here?

So Google is banning app access to Accessibility. So that's fun....

I get the security standpoint they are trying to make but this feels like the wrong move for the system. Feels like another knee jerk reaction by Google.

Remember kids when setting up data security, don't be an Equifax.

Since they can't honestly answer yes to the data at rest question, it probably means the resting data was not encrypted.

How did these guys get put in charge? This is a basic data security standard.

https://m.hardocp.com/news/2017/...

Ahh yes what all good developers know if you want your program to be the fastest, program in CSS!

Finally stopped procrastinating and setup my personal site with HTTPS!

Why didn't I do this ages ago?

Nothing like the feeling of getting you pull request merged on an open source project 😎

Yep....nothing wrong here.

Seems like a good time calculation.

Just Origin being Origin.

And that's when you know it time to go back to Steam :)

Needed x years of experience in a language that's < x years old for an entry level job 🙃

Android Oreo went to the light side.

Why would they do that?

The dark side is much more fun 👹

I hope they add an option later on....

Android O is officially Android Oreo!