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Self Taught Programer of 10+ years.
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In no particular order: English, PHP, HTML5, CSS, JS, C++, Java, Perl
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Joined devRant on 7/24/2016

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Google why must you do this to me!

F.M.L.

rant google inbox fml rip

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RSA is the best. It's so secure it even keeps me out of my laptop most work days!

</Sarcasm>

Fml how am I supposed to get any work done like this....

rant sarcasm alert rsa is the worst rsa buggy security

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So..... Anyone want to talk about the IBM Redhat buyout rumors?

rant ibm redhat

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When you patch the patch of the patch that patched the patch of the patch and you pray no one ever notices the original issue still burried in there.......somewhere......

rant bugs patches cover up
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Ummm.....Why update if the product is already trying to finish dying?

rant google plus why?

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Anyone else wish you do a system restore on yourself when you get a virus?

rant 🤒 sick of being sick

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It's emails like this that remind me Amazon knows less about me then I think they do....😁

rant amazon spam mail

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I had to explain to a customer's head of IT what a public IP is! He is (still) convinced all addresses in the world have to start with 192.168...

How do people like this get/keep their jobs?!

rant support rant fml supposed to be a dev

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Come again? What year is this Best Buy?

This has to be a bug in the POS.

Every flash drive is marked up here almost 150-200%!

rant best buy fails wtaf

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Winner EVERY time?! This could be the best arcade machine for devs!

Found this at my local movie theater.

rant constants ducks arcade

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Wow Amazon how could I say no to a personalized deal like this.......😒

rant personalized advertisement amazon data mining

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Poor Sublime Text.....already forgotten by the next post 🤣 algo is savage

rant algo strikes again poor sublime

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Uhhh, ok. Screw you Microsoft!

Really wish I could go all Linux..... 😑

https://theverge.com/2018/9/...

rant windows 10 screw you microsoft microsoft edge

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We use some odd names during development cycles as devs.

Anyone have favorite Git repository or code names for projects you have worked on?

I had project "furry-wookie" for a personal project once upon a time.

rant wierd things devs do names git

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Well good morning to you too Windows....

rant windows 10 sucks windows productivity bsod
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Took the day and rebuilt my home network with no major issues along the way.

Migrated to a new NAS and gave a Raspberry Pi a new life as a PiHole + DHCP.

Rant: Why can't things always go this smoothly on my projects? 😎

rant network raspberry pi little things dhcp pihole

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Kinda sad when 'Google Play Games' has better update notes than the rest of the G Suite....

rant google release notes bug fixes and performance updates

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Better late than never I guess.....

rant policy update better late than never gdpr

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I am learning to hate working for a large company!

Tuition reimbursement I earned is getting denied because of the freaking beuracracy!

The ONE perk I actually had left at my job and they took that away too!

FML

rant fml big company stuff who needs perks

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So Android P is now Android Pie...
Seems kinda boring after the last couple.

Thoughts?

rant pie android google

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Maybe I could get better bug reports from clients if I made them use this.

I wonder if it has Jira integration.

joke/meme bugs bug reporting

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Vault not found.....

joke/meme fallout shelter 404 fallout

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Our parent company is pushing a new zero defect policy for code that gets shipped.

The next day they announced they are firing our QA team.

WTF?!

rant qa why? why would you do that get me out of here wtf

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Who has the craziest (not largest per se) Production stack?

I just found out we have tomcat webapps, calling Angular, which is calling Java to call a Perl script.

rant legacy code stack building

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Coming Soon

joke/meme github rip? microsoft

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Client calls in and chews me out for being unable to connect to their server.

Long story short their Internet was down.

Pretty sure they still think it's my fault somehow.

rant how do these guys get paid more than me

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Starting dark mode on apps like...

rant dark mode dark vs light mha

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Why must you twist the knife like this Fitbit?
I already know Pebble is gone.... You can't replace them...

rant pebble rocked fitbit

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When this video (The Expert sketch) became my reality....so many times 😥

https://youtube.com/watch/...

rant the expert wk105

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Anyone else having serious issues with Windows 1803 update?

I wish I could go full time Linux....

rant fml updates -.- windows 10

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