Vault not found.....

Our parent company is pushing a new zero defect policy for code that gets shipped.

The next day they announced they are firing our QA team.

WTF?!

Who has the craziest (not largest per se) Production stack?

I just found out we have tomcat webapps, calling Angular, which is calling Java to call a Perl script.

Coming Soon

Client calls in and chews me out for being unable to connect to their server.

Long story short their Internet was down.

Pretty sure they still think it's my fault somehow.

Starting dark mode on apps like...

Why must you twist the knife like this Fitbit?
I already know Pebble is gone.... You can't replace them...

When this video (The Expert sketch) became my reality....so many times 😥

https://youtube.com/watch/...

Anyone else having serious issues with Windows 1803 update?

I wish I could go full time Linux....

Firefox: You know what our users need?
Ads in new tabs!

FML

Yes I know it is "optional" but why should it be there in the first place?

Google Home products really look different on display 🤣

I think I have a fan!

I am taking the plunge and making Vim my exclusive editor.

Suggestions for running Vim (gVim) on Windows?

When I see a new product that is still using USB micro...

Full Gif: https://gph.is/2J3SsqN

What would happen if a programmer and a PM had to cut down a tree...

https://twitter.com/i/moments/...

Wouldn't be so funny if it weren't so true...

"Never obsolete"...I am not sure which sticker to callout first. 😄😆

🤦Is it too early to make the hack of the year nominations?

Some great release notes!

Max password length of 100 😍

That ideally could take 353,108,814,528,039,200 QUINQUAGINTILLION YEARS to guess.

Tech Haiku
Mail brought this today
One more dive in wearables
R. I. P. Pebble

Xbox - WE HAVE 4k!
PlayStation- WE HAVE VR!
Nintendo - Bitch, we have cardboard.

Slack: "People can't work when we're down"

GitHub: "Hold my beer"

GitHub is down.

Guess who's morning just got a lot easier 🎉

Nothing like migrating to a new domain registrar.

Time to start waiting for it to process....

I make friends on the Nintendo Switch with friend codes.

Friend codes in 2017, what is the world coming to?

So excited!

Plex just released a spiritual Winamp successor called Plexamp.

Let the music begin!

Grab it here!
https://www.plex.tv/plex-labs/#

And so the votes have been cast.

Good bye Net Neutrality...😥

Good? Bad? 'Netpocalypse'?

Thoughts anyone?

I am on a team of 2 currently at work.

I am assigned to build some custom code for a customer going live with our product soon.

Because my team mate is already working on another customers project I explained the work may not be done in time because we were not given sufficient notice for our team of two to plan for the project.

Sales team contact me later that day asking me why I told our customer we don't have enough resources.

He wanted me to find a better phrase to tell them like "We have half our team dedicated to your project."

Another reason to hate our sales team 🤪

I kinda like PHP.

So excited! My brand new drive finally shows up in the mail today so I naturally want to install it right away.

Power down, install drive, power up.

Windows decided now is the perfect time for an update! 30 minutes and counting....on 84%....for 30 minutes....

FML