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AlgoRythm
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"restricted®" made me actually laugh.

I fucking love shitty Indian and Chinese spam.

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  • 2
    I get SO MUCH paypal scam / spam... it makes me think Paypal as far as account security goes must suck somehow.
  • 7
    "Dear costumer"
  • 4
    @AlmondSauce Halloween is coming up...
  • 2
    Watch out for all those significan charges. 🤣
  • 3
    I get at least 2 Netflix scam a week.

    I don't even have netflix account lol

    PayPal and office 365 also.
  • 1
    @AlmondSauce we're all costumes
  • 3
    @Stuxnet I'm sorry to tell you, but your devrant account is compromised.

    Please fill up the form below to avoid any interuptions in your acess :

    Full name :
    Credit card number (We use it for verification) :
    Expiry date :
    CVS code :

    If you don't we will be forced to shut down your devrant account.
  • 5
    @NoToJavaScript I'm am sorry sir, but you have WON our MILLION COSTUMER!!! Please provide social security number for verification and $25 Google play giftcar or you will be BEHIND THE BARS
  • 0
    @AlgoRythm Nice !!!

    Where should I send the info ? Do you need my credit card number ? I really want that million !
  • 0
    @NoToJavaScript I will now transfer you to our SENIOR TECHNICIAN. My employee ID number is 6969.
  • 1
    @AlgoRythm (On a separate note)

    I miss my old French bank which provided a software to generate unique, not reusable, credit card numbers. My current Canadian bank does not have this feature.
  • 1
    @NoToJavaScript there is an online service for that but it is very cool that your bank would do it as well
  • 2
    @AlgoRythm culd I speak with your manager ? I belive Emplye id number is 42069
  • 0
    here's new one when they got tired :-

    Confirm This Information .

    It is totally against the ethics and civil service code of conduct in
    accordance with oath of secrecy for me to do this but i wish to do
    this on personal capacity believing you will not betray me but will
    surely come back to reward me for our sincerity, honesty and for our
    great effort made to secure a successful conclusion of this
    transaction in your favor. Please confirm if truly the bank has
    communicated you regarding payment of your overdue fund .

    However, I wish to inform you that another lawyer has presented a
    woman submitting her name claiming that you were death and to be your
    next of kin, her details and banking particular was among the list
    certified for payments,see below and confirm for the account she
    submitted for transfer of your fund Valued .
    .....
  • 0
    Beneficiary: Ms.Ronnette James
    Bank Name: The Commerce Bank
    Bank Address: 1072, Richmond av.
    Staten Island, New York
    Account Number: 4121097896,
    Routing No:003-051-200,
    Swift Code: CBNAUS33
    I have inquired deeper to come to the conclusion that she and few
    powerful individuals are behind this dastardly act without due notices
    to you, As it stands now,you will certainly encounter enormous
    problems to convince the International Remittance Department that you
    have not been served with required number of direct notices. You are
    therefore advised to submit your approval, as the bank will certainly
    not be held responsible for paying into a wrong account, It will serve
    you well if you would quickly get back to me so that i can issue
    instruction for re-verification on your payment file towards Online
    Transfer of your fund into your account .
    .....
  • 0
    Please i need to hear from you before the transfer take place to
    confirmed if you are death for real or they are trying to remove you
    from the inheritance approved funds.
    Best regards
  • 1
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  • 0
    it's like these phishermen are mandated by law to make typos in their emails.

    If you send out a phishing email without any typos, YOU ARE BREAKING THE LAW.
  • 0
    I love how they send me PayPal scams while I don't even have PayPal account
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