Hey, our air conditions are not free, so you really need to buy something else we charge you for the amount of air you have inhaled while sitting down.

I don't even know my paypal account password... or what email I signed up with ages ago...

Screw PayPal and all of their shady everything.

So I shouldn't use them as direct deposit for my work...? Lol

Fuck all the credit cards that would charge that monthly just so I can pay other big corporations.
PayPal is still the service that makes life easy for me.

I think it's fair to cancel an account if it's empty or take out credits until it's empty after 5 years of inactivity (no login).

Not sure what the policy is here.

Banks have a dormancy charge...so PayPal wants to say they are now a bank?