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I was teaching someone NodeJS:
Student: "I found a solution in PHP, I think it'll work, I just copied it into my HTML page, let me show you."
Me: "Uhm, no it doesn't work like that..."
Student: "You don't know everything I might surprise you, let me try!"
Me: "It is going to fail, I know it's going to fail, because I never showed you how to set up a PHP interpreter."
Student: "A what?"
Me: "Oh this'll be good, knock yourself out." -
@nmunro lol
This never gets old...
hope this isnt a repeat. have a great weekend guys!!!!!
So our last project was a hybrid application in Cordova
During client meeting:
Client (digital mobile lead) : So we have to integrate Nodejs in our App
Me: huh :|||
BD guy: yes SIR, yes SIR
Me: we cant integrate like that, both are different things and have different applications :|
Client: I am told that Nodejs is FAST and its Javascript
BD guy: yes SIR, yes SIR
Me: but (just started to explain the difference)
Client: we need to increase the 'bandwidth', we want another senior resource for this project
BD guy: yes SIR, yes....
Me: what the FUCK :|
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