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So our last project was a hybrid application in Cordova
During client meeting:

Client (digital mobile lead) : So we have to integrate Nodejs in our App

Me: huh :|||

BD guy: yes SIR, yes SIR

Me: we cant integrate like that, both are different things and have different applications :|

Client: I am told that Nodejs is FAST and its Javascript

BD guy: yes SIR, yes SIR

Me: but (just started to explain the difference)

Client: we need to increase the 'bandwidth', we want another senior resource for this project

BD guy: yes SIR, yes....

Me: what the FUCK :|

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    Does the BD guy always say yes or ok or nod? Does it then get done? I have encountered this and fixed it.
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    I was teaching someone NodeJS:

    Student: "I found a solution in PHP, I think it'll work, I just copied it into my HTML page, let me show you."

    Me: "Uhm, no it doesn't work like that..."

    Student: "You don't know everything I might surprise you, let me try!"

    Me: "It is going to fail, I know it's going to fail, because I never showed you how to set up a PHP interpreter."

    Student: "A what?"

    Me: "Oh this'll be good, knock yourself out."
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    @nmumro - Again - nice
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