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Frederick, Elyz, the fuck you up to? Your minks are spreading fucking mutated Corona!

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  • 5
    Huh?
  • 1
    πŸ‘“ 🍿🍷
  • 3
    It had to adapt to the mutated language
  • 5
    Svenskerne er jaloux igen
  • 2
    Wait a second, whats going on here? πŸ€”
  • 6
    (took a while to find an English article from a newspaper I ever recognized the name of)
  • 8
    @ScriptCoded Dont mind that, it may or may not be my newest pet project (to develop our bio warfare)
  • 10
    @Frederick yeah, nothing to see here, Scriptyboi.

    (Fred, how did the newspapers learn about this? Did you let one of the workers out again?!)
  • 8
    @ScriptCoded Also if you hear about any seagull spreading something from the non existing mink farms. Just ignore that, its clearly fake news 😏
  • 8
    @Elyz I hate when our slaves thinks they can run away. Well time to use electric fence to keep them in line, that should teach them a lession.
  • 4
    Time to fix the öresund Bridge it seems πŸ§¨πŸŒ‰
  • 7
    I hear you can get covid from dogs and pussy cats too.

    People! Stop eating mink, dogs, and pussy cats!
  • 6
    @Frederick @Elyz Please send the next batch to me. I need more minks for eyelash extensions. These sexy androids aren't gonna sell themselves.
  • 2
    @Demolishun "Sad noieses from chinese culture"
  • 4
    @Demolishun You just had to say "pussy cats", do you? Fine, I'll stop eating them.
  • 2
    @rutee07 you know the sex machine (lol) is gonna be a trillion dollar industry.

    get in, dont even need to dominate the industry. A tenth of 1 percent and your fucking made. core principle: even if you're a really small fish, get in a very big pond.

    Id dedicate four years to learning 3d printing and working with plastics if someone wanted to do the GPT based ai for our sex bots. need a narrative writer to do a westworld style conversation system, and of course 2 maybe 3 people to rig motion capture so writers have a suit of physical responses they can blend.

    a kickstarter project that could demonstrate reasonable (if limited) speech and a face thats not fucking creepsville, would turn a cool half mill I think.

    Point is, these problems are solvable.
  • 5
    @Wisecrack This will definitely lead to a "Florida Man" story:

    "Florida man gets dick ripped off by sex machine."
  • 4
    @Demolishun no publicity is bad publicity.
  • 2
    @Demolishun Reminds me of that vending machine scene in Bad Grandpa. Boy, that looks painful.
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