jUsT uSe LiNuX

Btw I use Arch Linux

arch linux cures cancer
GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT

sent from my expertly customized Arch Linux.

Arch Linux will make your life happy again.
Any girl or boy will want you and will truly love you.
Your kids will use Arch too and will like it.
Your word will be the only thing people will need and they will switch to Arch too.
Any virus or anything will leave your body as they are scared of you. You will be healthy forever.

(Jeez this is too much even for me so before anyone goes nuclear about this it's fucking JK)

btw I use Manjaro

LiNuX dOeSn't get virUses hurrr durrr