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Visual fucking studio 2015 installation. MOTHERFUCKER !!!

OK new project will only work on VS2015. Need to download it. OK, go to MS website. Project works with community edition. Fucking great. Download the installer. Run the installer. MOTHERFUCKER DON'T OPEN THE FUCKING BROWSER TO THANK ME, YOU FUCKING FUCK. Ok...Wait to download the packages. One fucking eternity later download completes. FUCKING GREAT. Proceed to package installation. After two fucking hours installation progress bar stays the same. Google "vs 2015 installation stuck windows 7". MOTHERFUCKING BACKGROUND PROCESS IS FUCKING STUCK AND INSTALLATION DOES NOT CONTINUE. FUCK YOU. I'VE LOST TWO HOURS. OK, stop the process. Installation gets cancelled. Run the installer again. STOP THANKING ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT :@ OK, check again all downloaded packages. All good. Continue with installation. Installation completes. MOTHERFUCKER WHY YOU WANT TO RESTART THE WHOLE SYSTEM ? FUCK YOUR WINDOWS UPDATES. Ok, restart and be done with it. SSD to the rescue. Try to set up the project.

MOTHERFUCKER I DIDN'T INSTALL THE C++ PACKAGES. WTF WERE YOU DOING ALL THAT TIME? OK, run installer again and install C++ packages. I SWEAR TO GOD MICROSOFT, IF YOU THANK ME ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME, YOU'RE GETTING HATE MAIL.

Ok, installation completes. It's coding time. NO BITCH. VS2015 silently crashes after splash screen. :@@@ Google wtf is wrong again, turns out the C++ packages fuck shit up. Ok, pass some arguments to devenv.exe to reset. Restart VS. Ok, seems to be working now. Make a test project. Fucking awesome. Close VS and get the project files from perforce.

OK, files downloaded. Open VS again....

VS: "You're my bitch, you won't code today. Run from console and pass some shitty reset parameters"

YOU FUCKING FUCK. GO FUCK YOURSELF UP YOUR FUCKING ARSE. Ok, pass the parameters from console. Run again. Same "you're my bitch message" :@ OK, run with administrator rights, opens like charm. Run without admin rights again, "you're my bitch message". :@@@@@

Restart system, VS2015 finally opens project normally. Build project, 6934 errors.... :@ I'M DONE ! IM GOING BACK TO LINUX PROJECT. FUCK YOU ALL.

Comments
  • 26
    This rant is so powerful! I love it!
  • 21
    You must be the most unlucky guy ever to install VS lol...
  • 16
    I'm with you man. Half my profile is VS rants
  • 5
    I can feel the power of screaming here! Feels awesome to be honest! 😂
  • 4
    ha, I spent a fair amt of time today on that install. it's a bitch. if ya wanna be open source MS, ya gotta get off that big heavy ide tit.
  • 1
    Same here.
    it always takes a whole day every time I configure new project in my visual studio to edit some JS which I can easily do in browser but I have to setup VS because our PM says so .... Meh....
  • 2
    Give this guy a stress ball
  • 6
    From scratch...

    Install debian.
    Install any programming compiler/interpreter (gcc, python, java)
    Get eclipse
    Set up eclipse
    Start coding...

    1 hour tops.
  • 2
    @NeatNerdPrime If you are using Node.js, wait for NPM 😂
  • 1
    @Jonaskeuh well i am no masochist, so i hardly need to touch npm for anything. :)
  • 0
  • 4
    I dare you, try to find the root cause for a dead lock or data race with VS, a leak or undef behaviour. Please call an ambulance before you start!
  • 0
    I know the pain of slow ass VS downloads
  • 0
    @NeatNerdPrime GCC, python are included in most distros.
  • 1
    Annnnnnnnddddd favorited. Pure raw unfiltered (pun intended) rant right here.
  • 0
    I feel it bro, I really feel it.
  • 0
    Funny thing it's actually faster to install a Linux distro, all compilers and libs, a good text editor and start coding than install VS only.
  • 1
    This rant is just brilliant 😋
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