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Fvcking project manager wants me to commit my partials code to the master branch just to let our employers know that we did something today! That's why you are there to relay our predicaments to them, you piece of shit!
Now he is insisting it the whole team. Fvck! Are you nuts? Do you really understand what version control really means? Why master branch, why can't we just create fucking different branch and push it there if they want reference! Commits are supposed to be a fix code or update not a broken and unfinished piece of codes! I will fvcking cross my finger after messing up the master branch. Now it looks so disgusting to me.

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  • 12
    Your project manager clearly does not understand the purpose of version control.
  • 5
    The lead of the Dev team should be telling the project manager this will not be happening. That's a ridiculous request from someone that doesn't know what they are talking about.
  • 5
    Lol.
    commit --date, also there are some environment variables you can set.
    Have fun in your week off!
  • 1
    "version control".replace('version ','');
  • 1
    Hm.. We use jira (issue tracker) and bitbucket (version control) for this. Management can see exactly how much work time the team has put into each issue and commits are automatically linked to, no matter what branch they are in.
  • 0
    @arminiae because our project manager is so noob. I can't even call him project manager myself with his level of knowledge. (facepalm)
  • 0
    @CodeBlooded In that case can't you politely explain to them why this is a bad idea and why you won't be doing it?
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    @theImposter actually we tried, me and the other senior dev are trying to explain it to his little brain but he insists on doing it. Damn it! I don't even know how he fucking got hired at the very first place. Now we are a laughing stock if somebody will look at our repository in masters branch, that's what makes me fucking mad!
  • 0
    @CodeBlooded Sounds like a frustrating situation, I would either speak to their manager or tell them that the branching strategy is a concern of the development department and unfortunately they don't get any input.
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