When people write me at 5am on Slack or Skype, they think, how nice and organized my life is that I am getting up early. Truth is, I have not slept yet. Programmers never sleep they just check their eyelids from inside. It's easier to stay awake till 6am, than to wake up at 6am!

Interviewer: What is the difference between traditional programming and object-oriented programming?

Me: (elaborating) Blah... Blah... Blah.. (meanwhile on my mind, "The same difference between you and your father...")

When back-end developer starts doing front-end stuffs.

Shouldn't "!important" means "not important"?

I am so damn happy right now 😁! Finally I 🎉 released 🎉my own PHP Framework after countless sleepless nights. I'm happy that I want to spend more time looking at my open source project, surfing on same pages than going to bed. LOL! 🤣

Anyway if you're interested please pay a visit on the link below. I will humbly ask your support—a few stars and forks will keep me motivated 🔥 on improving my project. Thank you everyone!

When it comes to PHP frameworks one is forced to choose not the best one, but the least evil.
https://framework.jinexus.com

WTF Python!!! "Master" and "Slave" perfectly convey the concept. In the English language many words have different meanings based on their context. It's plainly obvious that no allusion to human slavery is meant in the context of software or hardware module relationships. I don't even think it is problematic. The real problem seems to be the people who are taking terms outside their intended space. Why are we linking a scar on human history to terminologies explaining technical relationships?

Then lets also ban 0 and 1 because it can offends non-binary peoples!

Me: Sometimes I talk to myself while debugging.
Me: OMG 😱, me too..
Me: Lets try pair programming next time.

This code has so much spaghetti, which makes me want to open a restaurant!

Meanwhile, I wonder what non-tech people would think if they saw my search history.

One does not simply code without developing antisocial behavior and caffeine addiction.

IT Definitions of Designations

Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.

Tester is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.

HR Manager is a person who thinks that...a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months

My rant at this moment!

You are paid handsomely but your code is ugly! Explained it to me! How?

Have you ever wonder why Microsoft didn't released Windows 9? Because Windows 7 8 9!

Life can't be too bad when most of your spam calls are from recruiters. It made me emotional to remember 4 years ago when I was the one calling to them.

Debugging in production be like...

I accidentally chat this on our general channel on Slack.

"I've noticed you can tell how much a British person likes you based on the amount of insults they give you."

The problem is, minute has passed. How I wish I have the time machine.

Hello from the other side.
I just finish my first open source project on Github, feel free to fork and improve it. I don't want to re-invent the wheel so I am extending some functionalities from zend components such as zend-mail and zend-view.

https://github.com/JiNexus/....

Compared to some developers our problems are acute. Compared to some developers our problems are very cute.

Here comes the boring part, documentation!

In a form's text area, pressing return should always start a new line. It should never submit the form.

Talking means more breathing. Breathing means more CO2 emissions.
Pointing instead of talking is just one step closer to saving the environment, and saving the world.

When was the last time you fix a difficult bug and you make a crazy lunar laugh that makes you lost control of your saliva?

~ I can tell, you code fiercely.

What do you call a snake that's approximately 3.14 feet long? - A πthon

#HappyPiDay

How YouTube handles their Internal Server Error. They have trust issues on humans. LMAO!

Sad that Firebug is now dead! And I hate using Firefox developers tools! Its full of shit! #rant!

Life is like programming. We fail to compile, because realization comes from warnings and success comes from experience.

This is for all the developers out there. Keep learning and keep going!

"No matter how many mistakes you make or how slow you progress, you are still way ahead of everyone who isn't trying."

Larking about with my Raspberry Pi again, wondering the near infinite possibilities that I can do with this.

"People who are really serious about software should also try make their own hardware." - Alan Kay

I am what I am because of who we all are!

Always remember to sudo your girl this valentines day. :)

I'm sorry but Laravel is for brainless programmers who wants to be spoon feed all the time.

Laravel is maybe fast to develop and easy to understand but its only because it is poorly designed/written.

That damn Eloquent, if misuse by ignorant or amateur programmer, will definitely bring a disaster to the whole system.