The world is my oyster and I am it’s pearl bitch

So... Youre an oyster shit? Lol

Great way to say the world hates you and wishes you would just go away.

@Root :(

@Demolishun @ScribeOfGoD @Root @phat-lasagna god is dead and you all killed him

Oysters are awesome, you get a pearl with your meal! Shellfish is the best, especially drenched in butter and rice on the side!
Say what you want, but I had crayfish a few times and literally sucking out their brain juice was fun for my taste buds