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Once I was frustrated by a Javascript bug

So I Googled "Retarded JS'"

And holy fuckkk

I found a npm module 😁

Then I Googled "Asshole JS"

Holy mother of all fuckkks

I FOUND THE COOLEST JS LIBRARY EVER 😁😂

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  • 5
    there is an npm package for every dead sperm on my underwear
  • 5
    Try this...

    Google "[any noun].js" and take a shot even time you DON'T find a package 😂
  • 2
    Yeah but have you tried js2js?
    https://eleks.github.io/js2js/
  • 1
    Thank you for showing me Asshole.js 😂
  • 1
    Is it suitable for work lol
  • 0
    @waitwhat
    Lol Javascript to Javascript 'compiler'

    Seems Legit :|

    I will use it 😁
  • 1
    I don't know that I do want to Google that...
  • 1
    a.kitchensink = function () {
    this.fullScreen();
    this.keepFullScreen();
    this.noRightClick();
    this.onTop();
    this.noDrag();
    this.noSelect();
    this.dontLeave();
    this.noCopy();
    this.keepUpToDate();
    this.neverAnyBugs();
    this.preventOutlines();
    this.stayOnSite();
    this.addCopyright(); //useless with the noCopy(); function!
    this.copyToClipboard();
    };
    }(Annoying));

    This is beautiful!
  • 2
    /**
    * suppress all error messages so we never have any
    */

    It's not a bug it's a feature
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