Screwdriver followup ticket, day three. No progress made, no fucks given.

I am tired.

Does it have a telescopic sight yet, or is that gonna be v2?

Dearest empress @Root,

well done, my lady. Don't give a single flying fuck. Did you manage to fill up your inventory of rum?

@homo-lorens That’s a good description of the current feature requests, actually 🙄

@rootofskynet Not yet. Just whiskey and gin. The whiskey is sitting on my desk. 😊. Who said working while tipsy was a bad idea?

@Root well, definitely not me. xD
have a good one! skål! 🍻

You know that wonderful stateless, modular approach you used? It’s great, right? Super fast and clean and easy to test. Let me just take a crap on that. 😃

I now want a section that shows a summary of all the other sections. Good luck!

But will it blend?

just ask them if they’d rather have a whole operating system at that point

@Root it seems this human project is a failure. And clearly, it should be stopped...
Or you could show his Doctor Who's screwdriver so he can understand... It'll still suck but a least on a nerdy way

Day five.
I did about half a day’s work this week.

@AtuM I am drunk driving my meat suit right now

@g3g3g4g23g32g 😂

@hjhe5ig5reoi5re 😂😂😂
Keep it up. You are making my night!

@hjhe5ig5reoi5re Aw. 😔