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rootofskynet21638dDearest empress @Root,
well done, my lady. Don't give a single flying fuck. Did you manage to fill up your inventory of rum? -
Root7299338d@homo-lorens That’s a good description of the current feature requests, actually 🙄
@rootofskynet Not yet. Just whiskey and gin. The whiskey is sitting on my desk. 😊. Who said working while tipsy was a bad idea? -
Root7299338dYou know that wonderful stateless, modular approach you used? It’s great, right? Super fast and clean and easy to test. Let me just take a crap on that. 😃
I now want a section that shows a summary of all the other sections. Good luck! -
@Root it seems this human project is a failure. And clearly, it should be stopped...
Or you could show his Doctor Who's screwdriver so he can understand... It'll still suck but a least on a nerdy way -
AtuM79035dFrom that guy's perspective it's pretty straightforward. He gives you impossible task, you either deliver or get tipsy. It's a win-win for him, right?
This might be a test of your limits and he just nailed it.
You just might make that screwdriver usefull going scubadiving and have it authenticate to the authorities while drunk-driving all on your own.
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