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Mathematical calculations like this make future president of USA! No wonder we never get raise, or get paid.....
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foox674yI'm the wrong guy here, but I can't remember ever to be able to introduce a feature in a week.
Is it only me? -
Can't you just inform him, that the dude needs to prioritise?
I thought about writing out about the difference between the developer and the manager, but I realised something more important.
Fuck management. -
Dev: It’ll be 3 weeks for one developer.
Manager: Ok then we can make it in one week with 3 devs!
Dev: Nope. 9 weeks with 3 devs. Maybe longer. -
Reminds me of a previous boss...
After 3 months trial... Oh your working less so I'm gonna lower your sallary (while I was working 12 hours and went from helper to electrician).
I didn't show up the next day... Or ever again.
Manager: so how long will feature A take?
Me: about a week.
Manager: and feature B?
Me: also a week.
Manager: how about C?
Me: another week
Manager: great! then we can finish the project in a week!
THAT'S NOT HOW MATH WORKS
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