Finally installed Visual Studio 2019

AND IT FUCKED UP MY CUSTOM HOTKEYS!

We're currently implementing a chat feature in our software, and I only have 2 requests:

Poop emoji
Eggplant emoji

Let's make a WPF apllication... They said.
Let's add a ScrollViewer... They said.
Let's put a DataGrid inside the ScrollViewer... They said.
Let's disable scrollwheel on the DataGrid... They said.
Let's add a UserControl to a ColumnTemplate in the DataGrid... They said.
Let'a put a ComboBox with a custom template inside the UserControl... They said.

Now let's hope nobody tries to use the scrollwheel on the ComboBox.

Now I have to convince somebody that it's pretty much impossible to enable scrollwheel on the ComboBox.

The "new guy" just merged master into a release branch.

The build server started bumping versions on the release branch and build "corrupted" installers.

Another developer had to spend a whole day trying to remove all the invalid commits.

1809 is going to be my new PIN number.

What.

null?

It's like they don't even try, to write a changelog

Every company has a test environment. Some are lucky enough, to also have a production environment

For some reason, I don't want to give any ++'s

You don't choose a programming language. A programming language chooses you!

Naming is hard.

Logging! Oh, My!

I always enjoy reading the descriptions on the Windows 10 lockscreen wallpapers

About 5 years ago I worked at a small company developing websites and .NET applications.

They haven't changed any passwords which means, I still have access to ALL of their customers DNS setups.

Of course I wouldn't do anything.

But just the thought, that I could make an infinite loop, by redirecting the domains, is amazing.

Or redirecting them to a porn site.

1.000 ++'s

Wish I could get a second free stress ball

Someone just noticed that I have a OnePlus 5. And then she asked me:

Would you compare it to an iPhone or a Samsung?

GitHub is my preferred "social network"

Go home Facebook and Twitter. You're drunk.

The "S" in Internet of Things stands for security.

But there's no "S" in IoT?

Exactly!

!rant

I don't have a laptop.

And I can't see any reason why I should get one.

Apparently someone decided to use comments on the tracklist of this album.

When 1 update isn't enough

I just pushed to master, 5 minutes before I left for Christmas vacation.

Living on the edge

When buying new hardware

Always make sure that it has at least one red LED

My new gaming PC just answered the question:

But can it run Crysis?

I never write unit tests.

There, I said it.

Had this conversation the other day:

Girl: So, what do you do?

Me: I'm a Software Developer.

Girl: So you write 1 and 0 all the day?

Me: Yes!

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I actually work with C#

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or

<tag attr="value"/>

It hurts my eyes, when I see the second one.

LINQ to SQL is for people who can't write actual SQL.

Reply recycling.

And they're using a .place-domain

Real developers use try-catch instead of if-statements.