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.NET
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Denmark
Website

https://seaweed.dk
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TangChr

Joined devRant on 8/24/2016

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The W3C HTML validator just told me to add a lang attribute to the <html> tag on my website. Apparently it didn't notice, that the <html> tag was missing.

rant html w3c

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I see your C# 9 and raise you 2005

joke/meme visual c# .net c#

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Why do you write code?

Because it’s there.

joke/meme george mallory code

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Seriously.

Don't call yourself "Senior Software Developer", if you write shitty code, and have less experience with the technology stack than the other team members!

rant senior developer shitty code technology stack

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Avoid async void!

joke/meme async csharp

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I'm pretty sure the app is done.

Why would they ask me if I want to finish it?

joke/meme game app android

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The fact that my boss knows I'm on devRant means, that I can't rant about anything, that can be linked to my workplace or current assignments.

rant devrant boss workplace

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Just fix it!

rant no nonsense

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FINALLY!

One of our main software products is getting a dark theme.

I'm so happy

rant dark theme

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Commenting out legacy code, instead of deleting it

joke/meme legacy code

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What is "this"?

Nobody knows!

Because JavaScript is weird

joke/meme javascript this

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There's nothing wrong with this application...

Works on your momma's computer!

joke/meme works on my machine
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Finally installed Visual Studio 2019

AND IT FUCKED UP MY CUSTOM HOTKEYS!

rant vs2019 visual studio hotkeys

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We're currently implementing a chat feature in our software, and I only have 2 requests:

Poop emoji
Eggplant emoji

joke/meme emoji eggplant chat software

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Let's make a WPF apllication... They said.
Let's add a ScrollViewer... They said.
Let's put a DataGrid inside the ScrollViewer... They said.
Let's disable scrollwheel on the DataGrid... They said.
Let's add a UserControl to a ColumnTemplate in the DataGrid... They said.
Let'a put a ComboBox with a custom template inside the UserControl... They said.

Now let's hope nobody tries to use the scrollwheel on the ComboBox.

Now I have to convince somebody that it's pretty much impossible to enable scrollwheel on the ComboBox.

rant scroll wpf

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The "new guy" just merged master into a release branch.

The build server started bumping versions on the release branch and build "corrupted" installers.

Another developer had to spend a whole day trying to remove all the invalid commits.

rant git new guy

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1809 is going to be my new PIN number.

joke/meme build1809 1809 microsoft
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What.

null?

joke/meme email null netflix

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It's like they don't even try, to write a changelog

joke/meme twitter instagram changelog play store facebook

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Every company has a test environment. Some are lucky enough, to also have a production environment

joke/meme environment test production

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For some reason, I don't want to give any ++'s

joke/meme 666 upvotes

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You don't choose a programming language. A programming language chooses you!

joke/meme programming language language

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Naming is hard.

rant syntax naming conventions code

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Logging! Oh, My!

joke/meme google play yammer logging changelog
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I always enjoy reading the descriptions on the Windows 10 lockscreen wallpapers

joke/meme windows 10 lockscreen wallpaper dragon scales
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About 5 years ago I worked at a small company developing websites and .NET applications.

They haven't changed any passwords which means, I still have access to ALL of their customers DNS setups.

Of course I wouldn't do anything.

But just the thought, that I could make an infinite loop, by redirecting the domains, is amazing.

Or redirecting them to a porn site.

rant passwords redirect

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1.000 ++'s

Wish I could get a second free stress ball

joke/meme stress ball devrant

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Someone just noticed that I have a OnePlus 5. And then she asked me:

Would you compare it to an iPhone or a Samsung?

rant iphone samsung oneplus

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GitHub is my preferred "social network"

Go home Facebook and Twitter. You're drunk.

joke/meme github

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The "S" in Internet of Things stands for security.

But there's no "S" in IoT?

Exactly!

joke/meme security iot internet of things

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