I see your C# 9 and raise you 2005

Why do you write code?

Because it’s there.

Seriously.

Don't call yourself "Senior Software Developer", if you write shitty code, and have less experience with the technology stack than the other team members!

Avoid async void!

I'm pretty sure the app is done.

Why would they ask me if I want to finish it?

The fact that my boss knows I'm on devRant means, that I can't rant about anything, that can be linked to my workplace or current assignments.

Just fix it!

FINALLY!

One of our main software products is getting a dark theme.

I'm so happy

Commenting out legacy code, instead of deleting it

What is "this"?

Nobody knows!

Because JavaScript is weird

There's nothing wrong with this application...

Works on your momma's computer!

Finally installed Visual Studio 2019

AND IT FUCKED UP MY CUSTOM HOTKEYS!

We're currently implementing a chat feature in our software, and I only have 2 requests:

Poop emoji
Eggplant emoji

Let's make a WPF apllication... They said.
Let's add a ScrollViewer... They said.
Let's put a DataGrid inside the ScrollViewer... They said.
Let's disable scrollwheel on the DataGrid... They said.
Let's add a UserControl to a ColumnTemplate in the DataGrid... They said.
Let'a put a ComboBox with a custom template inside the UserControl... They said.

Now let's hope nobody tries to use the scrollwheel on the ComboBox.

Now I have to convince somebody that it's pretty much impossible to enable scrollwheel on the ComboBox.

The "new guy" just merged master into a release branch.

The build server started bumping versions on the release branch and build "corrupted" installers.

Another developer had to spend a whole day trying to remove all the invalid commits.

1809 is going to be my new PIN number.

What.

null?

It's like they don't even try, to write a changelog

Every company has a test environment. Some are lucky enough, to also have a production environment

For some reason, I don't want to give any ++'s

You don't choose a programming language. A programming language chooses you!

Naming is hard.

Logging! Oh, My!

I always enjoy reading the descriptions on the Windows 10 lockscreen wallpapers

About 5 years ago I worked at a small company developing websites and .NET applications.

They haven't changed any passwords which means, I still have access to ALL of their customers DNS setups.

Of course I wouldn't do anything.

But just the thought, that I could make an infinite loop, by redirecting the domains, is amazing.

Or redirecting them to a porn site.

1.000 ++'s

Wish I could get a second free stress ball

Someone just noticed that I have a OnePlus 5. And then she asked me:

Would you compare it to an iPhone or a Samsung?

GitHub is my preferred "social network"

Go home Facebook and Twitter. You're drunk.

The "S" in Internet of Things stands for security.

But there's no "S" in IoT?

Exactly!

!rant

I don't have a laptop.

And I can't see any reason why I should get one.