For some reason, I don't want to give any ++'s

You don't choose a programming language. A programming language chooses you!

Naming is hard.

Logging! Oh, My!

I always enjoy reading the descriptions on the Windows 10 lockscreen wallpapers

About 5 years ago I worked at a small company developing websites and .NET applications.

They haven't changed any passwords which means, I still have access to ALL of their customers DNS setups.

Of course I wouldn't do anything.

But just the thought, that I could make an infinite loop, by redirecting the domains, is amazing.

Or redirecting them to a porn site.

1.000 ++'s

Wish I could get a second free stress ball

Someone just noticed that I have a OnePlus 5. And then she asked me:

Would you compare it to an iPhone or a Samsung?

GitHub is my preferred "social network"

Go home Facebook and Twitter. You're drunk.

The "S" in Internet of Things stands for security.

But there's no "S" in IoT?

Exactly!

!rant

I don't have a laptop.

And I can't see any reason why I should get one.

Apparently someone decided to use comments on the tracklist of this album.

When 1 update isn't enough

I just pushed to master, 5 minutes before I left for Christmas vacation.

Living on the edge

When buying new hardware

Always make sure that it has at least one red LED

My new gaming PC just answered the question:

But can it run Crysis?

I never write unit tests.

There, I said it.

Had this conversation the other day:

Girl: So, what do you do?

Me: I'm a Software Developer.

Girl: So you write 1 and 0 all the day?

Me: Yes!

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I actually work with C#

<tag attr="value" />

or

<tag attr="value"/>

It hurts my eyes, when I see the second one.

LINQ to SQL is for people who can't write actual SQL.

Reply recycling.

And they're using a .place-domain

Real developers use try-catch instead of if-statements.

Just saw this on a website

Just remember that every time you generate a GUID

... a kitten dies

Clippy is back!

In Visual Studio

YOU DO NOT TOUCH ANOTHER DEVS STRESS BALL!

My worst nightmare:

No dark theme.

It's a known fact, that all software developers suffers from some kind of OCD.

I pray to the Elders of the Internet every night, before I go to sleep.

And you call this a changelog?

I really hope that Twitter doesn't use this internally.