*hot chic from office walks up to me*
Her: hi,are you the computer guy?

Me: heey,that's me..wassup

Her: nothing,you just seem different from the others ..you're so calm under all these deadlines.

Me: sure, when I'm frustrated I go to devrant

Her: where's that?

Me: exactly

Her: you're so funny.
Me: wanna grab lunch

* nothing ever happens how I imagine them..except code*