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I hope I'm not the only one who gets some fucking random thoughts forcing you to do a google search while working on some projects.
---"Can fart be stored in a jar?"

Like what in the fucking fuck is wrong this stupid brain... Focus motherfucker! Who tha hell wakes up one morning to go store their fart in some fucked up jar! 👩‍💻

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    Yes, you can fart in a jar. You should add fresh eggs and ginger prior and fart like you've never farted before. Seal with airtight lid and do not, under any circumstance, open that thing.

    For best results open the jar after 3 years and allow for plenty of sunlight, unless the jar explodes beforehand, you'll know instantly if it has.

    Source: some random guy on the Internet who can no longer smell.
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    sounds like a java question to me
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    People should do this more often. It's a great thing, not something to be ashamed of. I routinely search for random crap that makes its way into my head.

    You've got to remember, even as recently as 30 years ago, searching the results to a random question would usually involve a trip to the local library and a good while searching through a few books (if you were lucky enough to find it at all.) If you'd had told me in a few years we'd be able to just magically search for this stuff in seconds, I'd have laughed you out the building!

    The internet is an amazing thing. You should absolutely make full use of it, even if that's just finding out about fart storage.
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