If software crashes on Mars and no one's around does it still make a developer scream?

Are you assuming Martians have no developers? *Cries out* RACIST!

@NoMad wouldn't that make him speciesist 👀

@lopu, you'll here a lot of devs cry, a lot of managers panic, and upper management rage quite.

I usually scream in silence when my software crashes even here on earth. Inter-planetary deployment won't affect this.

@C0D4 that would indeed, assuming there's no "human" as Martian. I don't care enough to go on with this analogy, so you just write your apologies and step down and go become a ceo elsewhere. (isn't that what big companies do anyway?)