Woodworking.
Making furniture or flooring.
Making music instruments with wood. Wood is life. I’ll probably switch to wood next decade so I don’t have to debug stupid bugs but kill them while renovating furniture.

That sounds like euphemism for male prostitution, just saying! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@NoMad Still more useful than my job.

@NoMad dirty mind, you have. My holy mind went into the fact that Jesus was carpenter also.

@aviophile ... He was also pretty! 😏

@aviophile maybe the phrase "touched by the Lord" has been misunderstood.

@aviophile I wonder how many 'wood' jokes Jesus made in his lifetime though?

Dude founds a 2k year old religion. Must have had a wicked sense of humor.

Like, disregarding what religion anyone is, supposing there were a heaven, and you meet an omnipotent being, lets call them "God", can you imagine what sense of humor you'd have to have to exist for untold trillions of centuries?

"Sorry for all the masturbation God."

"oh that. Haha. I was just fucking with you guys. We do that literally all the time up here. Did you know there has been 15 quantillion planetary civilizations that have invented the equivalent of pornhub?" as his eyes light up in excitement, and you start to question whether crossing the threshold at the pearly gates was such a wise decision after all.

Gives "go forth and multiply" a whole new meaning when, supposing theres a creator, they are **all knowing**.