I'm having difficulty treating HR like human beings. I mean yes I spammed you to fetch me my payslip but why didn't you check why I am not getting it automatically from the first time? And your response is you are busy and HR requests take a minimum of 48 hours to process? THE FUCK? I mean how hard can it be to type my ID in the system and send me my payslip.
I really need to learn how to "play nice" before I get in trouble.

Listen up buddy, you don't know how hard the life of an HR is? Its not so easy to do all that job. You think, its just a small request to fetch your details and get back with a solution. In reality, it takes a lot of effort to get up from a deep sleep, open your eyes, rub your face and reply that "it would take 48hrs to finish"... Have some pity and respect for people who can afford sleeping in the office time when you cannot afford a good night sleep yourself. Don't be jealous!

@Gizmosoft clearly why it takes 48 hours!!

bro don't worry they'll become redundant soon anyway