ceo: we need new docs, kiki should make them
tens of team members: lemme explain docs to kiki
ceo: don’t you fucking dare, let kiki execute their unique thought process
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Lulz. That is a nice boss.

@Oktokolo you have four consecutive typos between “a” and “boss”. It’s “actually able to count their own company’s fucking money and ditching unproductive decisions that are based solely on ego and cripple product development”.

Pretty sad state of affair when bosses doing their damn job are celebrated as unique rather than the norm. That man is a keeper!

@kiki
Well, that boss still is a pretty rare beast...

@kiki he didn’t mean nice boss as kind boss, he meant nice as in “nice job not fucking up the project” boss

I hear a female Japanese variety show voice when I read this rant

I’m so
I’m so fucking angry and tired

@killames I feel you bro

@kiki do you ? None of these people do
Nothing stops their circular lifelong March of idiocy that consumes all lives exposed to their stupidity

@kiki you remember that part of firefly when river was reading her brothers thoughts and he said “I’d be there right now” that’s how I feel about literally everyone around me

Because this only benefits me if I play along and that doesn’t benefit me except in a twisted tortured way

This still seems like a mix between idiocracy and a sci-fi horror film Kiki

God let it be whatever fucking time period I was working making money somewhere after this !!!

@killames you need help with your mental health. Not to be rude or anything. Seek help. Maybe this is why I feel you. I can feel those who are like me from a mile distance by their slightest gesture

@kiki oh I know but I need the other crazy people like you to admit you’re nuts

@kiki because that if what’d making me nuts and you all know this