Put as many comments into the code as possible.

*Transcribes sport commentators*

// For loop that uses the increment
// value i to access all values in the
// variable somearray and pushes their
// value plus 2
// into newarray
// this also could’ve been
// accomplished with a single line
// array.map function
// but all the devs that comment like this
// are incompetent monkeys

for (let i = 0; i < somearray.length; i++) {
newarray.push(somearray[i] + 2);
}

Sometimes the code explains the comments better.

Once I commented every line of code for an university assignment because the professor complained about lack of comments in a previous one. It was really stupid.