Hitting that publish button on your first app. And getting the first 5⭐ rating. Bliss 😊😊😊

Found out it was ur friend

This is not a rant -5 kudos

i hope you app gets very wide used, and is bug free

@nofckingcluedev never happens

As super kami guru once said: it's all downhill from here.

Careful. No one reads the damned description. Wrote an app to control a robot and people keep trying to connect it to the PS4

@demortes app reviews are so broken for this. It's like, hey i dowloaded your game, but i can't watch any porn with it. 1 star!

Wat?

@Bacontaskmaster Maybe it was a game that rewards you with porn as you make progress

@STRINIX it probably would not have been on the appstore in that case. And it probably would have said so on the tin.

It feels like there are a ton of people who go to the appstore and do the following:
-search their demand: "i want to download free movies"
-click first result "epic movie file converter 2.0 now with avi support!"
-open the app, find out it does in no way let you download movies
-write bad review about not being able to get his porn.

It makes sense, but to us it seems like pure madness (it really is)

I got one too... from my mom... I was testing on her phone. I was suprised though when it hit 500 downloads... after a year.

And when u see a stranger using ur app! 😇😇