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@calmyourtities No, he's 10 and really has no interest in what I do, i reckon he's gonna be management as he keeps making keynote (powerpoint) presentations. He did one for his gang at school outlining the gang objectives, the key people, and roles and responsibilities. (WTF). He's also a cheeky (and funny) little b'stard. He has me in stitches sometimes.
Here's what he told me happened at school one day his real name is not David i changed it to protect his identity 😀....
David was doing some writing in class, and the teacher was patrolling, she leaned over and said
Teacher: "Errh David, you need to put a capital letter after the full stop".
David: "why do you always say 'Errh' in front if everything?"
The class is deadly silent now and all eyes or on the teacher and David.
Teacher: "Errh, Excuse me!"
David: "See"
Teacher:"Erh (shorter one), go and stand outside The Headteachers office". -
@calmyourtities @JonStodle
I go for a meal with my son every week, we talk about stuff. He told me this new one. I was in stitches, then after that having to explain that this is not the way to behave is extremely difficult....
David and his friend were talking in class
Teacher: Okay David, if you know everything, what did i just say?
David: Okay David, if you know everything, what did i just say?
Teacher: Dont try playing games with me!
David: Dont try playing games with me!
Teacher: GET OUT!!!!!!!
David: GET OUT!!!!!!!
David goes out of the room for most of the lesson.
Teacher: Ok, you can come back in now.
David: Ok you ca-
Teacher shuts door...
In my quest to ditch iPhone, due to there ridiculous prices, i have been looking at android based alternatives. Never (ever) used android b4. So, as my son is getting to that age that he is pleading for a phone, I decided to buy a Wiley Fox Swift 2. This has been great as my son loves it. From a UI perspective it really makes iPhone seem dated. From a UX perspective, fuck me, it needs work. Comparatively IOS is such a piece of piss to configure and use. I don't envisage that I will switch to android any time soon my wallet is not going to be happy.
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