The rant starts here...

*favourites*

I do everything 1 to 5 mind blown
But the 6th and 7th mind blown state have opened my mind to new possibilities

Pfft, I print my code in those old cards with holes in them

@ChainsawBaby and send them with a messenger pigeon? (sry for my English)

@EaZyCode pidgeons, nah. Too easy to spot. I send it by sewer rats

Interstellar levels : Record cassette tape of yourself reading the code aloud.

@fox8091 When I think about it, I changed method. I send slow radio waves out into space so that the earth rotates around the galaxy enough, that the radio wave hits the earth where I have my other server

@fox8091 I also use quantum mechanics to optimize my code, so it can run the same code in infinite variations, AND use the different results it provides.
I also remembered that I forgot how quantum mechanics works, so the previous statement may not be possible

For info, all of development of Git itself is done by sending commits, reviewing and commenting... exclusively in a mailing list :)

@willol or at github.com/git/git

All of you are noobs... I just use a hammer and chisel on a marble plate coding binary in roman capitals I's and O's... 256 strikes of my artisan binary poetry to get 64 bytes just to say:

#!/bin/bash

Echo 'I\'m so good!'
exit 0

@ChainsawBaby the code is stored on github, but they don't look at PRs or issues