$today = date(‘m/d/y’);

$cryptoWallet = new cryptoWallet($today);

$XYZ = new cryptoCurrency($today);

while (empty($cryptoWallet)) {

Everyone: “Now is the time to buy $XYZ!!”
Me: *Researches and almost buys $XYZ*
Everyone: “TOO LATE! YOU WAITED TOO LONG, SUCKER! WE WENT ALL THE WAY UP AND YOU. LOST. OUT.”

}