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Jokes on her, you can just instantiate a new instance of her. My momma always said, there are more objects in the sea.
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rozzzly16738yto quote one of my teachers on the topic of class member access in java-esque OOP
"Now you can access your classmates' public data, you know their classes' parts. But you can't touch their private parts (5sec pause) ...of their class. However if you're related, it's okay for you to play with eachothers parts... as long as they're protected. " -
devpool1467ythat's awful but I'm on a 3am production deployment call.... So it got a chuckle outta me.
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10000000417ygirlfriend IS-A goner, so inHERface.
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in-her-face, in-ter-face... get it?
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#badpuns #pungrammars #OOPsIdiditagain -
Zerq736ymaybe do that in javascript next time...
she cant complain about being treated like a prototype :p -
kalex3446y@akashvartak
If he is working in C++, 'A Friend Class' can be responsible for that as well 😅😂 IYKWIM -
bols597775yAnd what excuse will she use to break up with the boyfriend she hooked up with 90 minutes after she broke up with you?
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Reverso14yWomen always say to me I'm treating them like objects and I say:
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I feel like everyone missed the opportunity to make a well-justified debug joke about him being dumped.
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