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"Hey can you make this excel report for me real quick? Here are the columns, you gotta get them from this table in the database. Shouldn't take long."

Alright, sounds easy enough wait where is the data. I have to join how many tables? What is this bullshit data? I want to strangle the guy who modeled this piece of garbage.

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  • 8
    20 tables, 400 columns, 72 joins, 4 million records.

    * knuckle crack *

    There goes my day getting this bitch to run.
  • 5
    @C0D4 did you add alternating row and column colors....

    Makes it fancy.
  • 3
    @IntrusionCM nah, we play throw it into a csv instead here 😑
  • 1
    @C0D4 dang! Hope none of your data had commas in it
  • 1
    @iSwimInTheC everything is wrapped in "", you only get that wrong so many times before making every field a string.

    Excel is usually smart enough to change the types back correctly.
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