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kiki
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This is what heaven looks like.

Brothers and sisters, I promise that everyone who joins my religion will ascend, and the gates of Liminal Heaven will be open for them.

Join now!

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  • 4
    @kiki it's been barely a day and now you've started a religion?
  • 1
    Does it envolve drawning in the lake?
    What God is it? Lock Ness ?
  • 2
    Use me as a "I know that place." button.
  • 1
    Hell looks a lot like it, but the sun is always scorching, the elevators and AC systems are always broken, the grass is itchy, the water smells bad and the billions of mosquitoes can pass through glass windows.
    Repent or be sent to the bad place!
  • 2
    And then you say: "Fuck this, it's too lonely here."
    You connect to Murder server.
  • 2
    THIS HAS BEEN MY DREAM FOR AT LEAST 3 WEEKS
  • 0
    @GyroGearloose >drawning
    >lock

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