if i disappear it's because my phone has melted in this hellish summer day

So when they find you, the fact that you are underwater wearing cement shoes is somehow a malfunction of your phone?

@Demolishun out for a swim, it's too hot

Maybe dumb question... But where the fuck is summer right now Oo

@IntrusionCM Down unda

@IntrusionCM ... uhh, half the world? the entire southern hemisphere?

@darksideofyay I guess my brain just realized that your seasons apply to different months.

XD (or maybe I'm now entirely making myself an idiot… but the brainfart makes me laugh my ass off)

@IntrusionCM we can't all be close to the sun at the same time

@darksideofyay

But I thought the earth was a flat brioche bun rolling in the universe looking for the mighty mother patty of perfect meat....

(cannot resist the madness at the moment, don't take me seriously 😒)

@IntrusionCM it’s pretty normal for us living in the northern hemi to have our brains fart like that. Whenever seasons and the southern hemi come into discussion even in some of the more global media, this time of year is still referred to as winter, even tho in the context we should be talking about summer due to that’s what it is in the southern hemi. Thank you UK for everything that your colonialist empire brought to our daily talk that still lingers.

@IntrusionCM Think about the people in the southern USA that never get snow (very rarely). Now think about all the Christmas songs they get singing about snow on the radio. They look outside and see leaves.

@IntrusionCM The earth surface is 70% water. It is not carbonated. The earth is flat.

@IntrusionCM ever heard of a little thing called "southern hemisphere"?

@Demolishun think about putting fake trees and snow globes in your home when you live in brazil 😂 christmas is a really weird time for us tbh

@darksideofyay My friend is from Brazil. He talked about snakes attacking people.

@Demolishun depends of where you are, but we had lizards at my high school

My first thought was that maybe you are on Venus. But then I realized that some far away location on earth is the more probable explanation.

pfft lucky I'm freezing here