Why do I fart so much? It's such a problem, while I was in church, I farted so loud they kicked me out.
If anyone has any advice on how to fart more, please give me advice.
(Will take any advice)

  • 3
    Eat more beans. And peas. And sour cabbages
  • 1
    For less loud: Put toilet paper between your cheeks. You will just smell like shit.

    For more: Eat bean and bacon soup.
  • 1
    It's your gut biome and diet. Something you're eating isn't being digested and making it to your gut biome where they can turn it into gas.

    Common things include alcohol sugars, milk products, and wheat.
  • 1
    Shave ass hair for louder farts.
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