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If your company starts handing out a book called “What the heck is EOS?”, be afraid. Be very afraid.

It contains analogies like: there’s a table, sometimes seats get rearranged and there’s no seat for you. No seat = you’re getting laid off.

My last company gave out this book. They even sent it to people they had already laid off (but hadn’t reached their last day yet).

EOS = Entrepreneurial Operating System, in case you were wondering

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  • 2
    *Googles “Entrepreneurial Operating System”, immediately regrets it*
  • 1
    Solve the problem by leaving the minute this happens.
  • 3
    @magicMirror I was updating my resume when they held a zoom meeting about EOS
  • 3
    EOS = Entrepreunarial Operating System?

    Sounds like something that implies management could be replaced by Windows... probably for the best.
  • 1
    Whoever sends those deserves the same place in hell as zuckerberg, and that’s a dark scary place in hell reserved for the cold corporate lizards
  • 0
    @prodigy214 with these analogies, they will use us as some framework modules.
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