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If you are looking for a job. Just post on linkedin a picture of you with few children, make sure there is a blueyellow flag on it as well, and say that you are looking for a job. You will have hundreds of offers.

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  • 2
    I don't understand.

    What are you implying?
  • 6
    I have another way - be a good dev
  • 5
    Just set that you're looking for job on linkedin, you will be swamped with offers? Looks like somebody's bitter for no fucking reason.
  • 2
    Or just pretend to be in love with Cobol.
  • 3
    I haven't updated my profile since before I looked for my current job. I get loads of messages based on my company and my job title. I'm a Senior Data Engineer and I've had a job offer, based on my experience, to lay data cables in the sea.
  • 0
    @cmarshall10450 whhhhhooooooooo 🎶 lives in a cable deep under the sea?🎶

    CMARSHALL-104-50!
  • 1
    @sariel that's going to be my linked in tagine from now on. It's a huge salary decrease but I'm going to take the job just for the joke.
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    @sariel people who have families to feed can be relied on b/c otherwise their kids will starve.

    That's how a CEO would view it.
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