Programmer after using go-to:

"HONEYYY! Where Are You?"

Haha what book is that?

Goto doesn't make code unreadable when wielded by good C programmers; I can point to parts of the Linux kernel that are much more readable because of their use of Goto. Setjmp longjmp is my personal contender for the worst C control flow structure :)

@A-0-C Let Us C

goto 🍆;

Seduce me senpai!