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- - What do you do for living?
- I am a programmer.
- - So you can hack a Facebook account?
- *bleeding inside*

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    Let me tell you a story. I met my childhood girl friend after 10 years and she asked me what I do for living. I said I am a Developer I make websites, computer softwares and mobile apps. She told to take down a Facebook fake profile that someone created under her name and photo. All I did was reported the profile and it was taken down after few days. She called me up and thanked me a lot and told all her friends that I am the best hacker in the world. I wanted to bang her few friends but they told me to fuck off. Forever virgin.
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    Wake me up
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    @PoweredByCoffee now let me tell you a story
    In physics, string theory is a theoretical framework in which the point-like particles of particle physics are replaced by one-dimensional objects called strings. It describes how these strings propagate through space and interact with each other. On distance scales larger than the string scale, a string looks just like an ordinary particle, with its mass, charge, and other properties determined by the vibrational state of the string. In string theory, one of the many vibrational states of the string corresponds to the graviton, a quantum mechanical particle that carries gravitational force. Thus string theory is a theory of quantum gravity.
  • 1
    I had a similar conversation yesterday... some people..
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    Good, isn't that where the blood is supposed to be? 😂
    -Jake [Brooklyn 99]
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    - No, I'm a programmer.
  • 0
    I can't​... Because it takes years of hard work and practice to create such a wonderful online network and the Facebook code is very much secure. They hired the best engineer through out the world to make it safe and smarter.
    To just hack a password you need turn on your computer for almost a year or so, then it will search and make combinations to match the password and it takes time. We have to use OS that is build just for hackers like Kali Linux.
    So, I would say .... Never .... I can find a glitch or some bug but can't hack.
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    Defcon 18 - How I met your girlfriend. Look it up. Its outdated but I found it interesting.
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    @error503 Haha, I and my friend had a familiar story. A girl from our school asked us to hack her old instagram account and remove all of the 'naughty' pictures of her. We were like 'Yeah, sure' and twice a week~ she asked us what's up with the hacking and I said like everytime 'We are half way there'. She gave up and stopped asking. I love it when people ask me this crap. I will always BS them when they ask me about such things.
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