Trying to uninstall Norton is like shitting but some of the poo touches your ballsack.

Never tried installing Norton but A+ for the analogy.

Wow that's a huge stack pile of shit

I once tried to uninstall McAfee from my laptop...in the end I just deleted all the program's files that weren't in use so it couldn't start anymore, because I couldn't find any other way to disable this pile of garbage.

Meanwhile, I simply stopped using antiviruses.

I think your sitting on the toilet incorrectly... Jus' sayin'

When you get a fresh laptop the first thing you do is reinstall Windows itself to get rid of the crudware. Haven't had to uninstall Norton since 2011.

As the only "tech guy" in my family, I have to fix their computers. How dare you think that I ever installed any antivirus bullshit on my PC? :D

PS: With "touches your ballsack" I meant "grazes along the backside of your ballsack while it slowly wags out of the asshole", but that sounds a little gross. Just for those who think I can't shit properly...if this is even worth a debate. 😂

*Forwards this rant to his manager*

@nnmrts If that seriously happens to you, you should probably go see a doctor, :p