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"Dad, our fence is down again"
"Dammit us-west-2"

"Sorry sir, we cant install your new furniture until Spectrum turns on your wifi"

"Warning: you have violated twitter's safety rules - we will be unscrewing your bed frame now"

When will they learn

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  • 4
    It would be so fun if they needed Wi-Fi just to use stupid libraries, like units conversion libraries.
  • 3
    I just saw a can of AC Pro with Bluetooth instead of a guage at AutoZone today.
  • 4
    And when the smart screw gets so smart to realize its too tight and decides to loosen up a bit
  • 1
    I mean when they know... how hard is it that they tighten themself?
  • 3
    When the smart screw becomes sentient and starts questioning its existence.....
  • 1
    "Dammit us-west-2 is done."

    "your cock and ball torture device won't stop torturing your cock and balls."

    "maintenance may take up to a week reports gizmodo."

    Oh the humanity!
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