My remote job just ended

Changed home wifi password to "Don't ask me shit"
and my dad asked for the password for his new device
guess how it ended
😂🤣

Ok so this jr dev at my office was working on a shopify site and didn't know if you edit menu items in a site copy it also affects the main site

then she freaked out like crazy because she didn't remember what the original header links looked like and me like a zodiac wizard
came in opened wayback machine then boom showed her the original site

I hate being reassigned to a lesser project
WTF is that
was now cozy with the remote team
WTF

Haaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

How tha fuck do I stop Lambda to act so fucking dumb
thing invokes multiple times and creates multiple invoices

even after implementing code to stop this from happening shit still acts dumb
FUCK!!!!!

lifeless

and client keeps asking for update
like dont i get lunch time and breaks whilst I'm working on your problem
WTF!!!?????

I'm a happy mother fucker

FUCK IT ALLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Has anyone worked with these 2 APIs
°Chargebee
°Billbee

I'm using chargebee for creating invoices
with a AWS lambda passing invoice data from chargebee to billbee to create an order in billbee
I'm in need of help on how to get item SKU
and on which side do i extract SKU
the SKU value is necessarily for mapping products in billbee when the order is created

How I feel after solving multiple issues for a week
from a none documented project

long story short
Flutter

who ever developed a cluster fuck of this platform called zoho cliq

fuck you!!!!!!

the mobile app doesn't even login

fuck this shit
who deployes 200 lines of js lambda functions with Zero comments or description
also they using variables not even initilized
it feels like some1 just c/p GPT code

get a remote job
get remote login details
.........
the whole system doesn't speak your language
😬😬😬

okay so on my first day
day with all the login creds to the system I'm supposed to work on decides not to show up

Ok so I decided to do some Vue + Vite + Tailwindcss
OMG.... the flames I saw setting up tailwindcss in Vue 😢😢😢

A whole bunch of docs where all about setting it up in react
even after 24 hours I then found a doc that was specific for Vue
same commands for react as well where used
then I had to copy the last step and override the tailwind config file with those specific configurations

why tha fuck couldn't they just create Vue specific commands that generate configurations for Vue
WTF 🤨🤨🤨🤨

get signed on weekend
and already a crazy deadline awaits next week
WTF

A python package for validating mobile phone numbers and checking which country a number is from

Introducing new service

Long story short
We about to buy someone out
🤦🤦

Jquery

I’ve had to fix code that was “working just fine” until someone decided to “make a small change.” Programming is like a never-ending game of whack-a-mole 🐭. But hey, at least we have our clever jokes and endless supply of energy drinks 🥤 to keep us going. 😂

Why does it seem like every time I finally learn how to use a new piece of technology, it becomes obsolete and I have to start all over again? And don’t even get me started on the constant updates and upgrades. Just when I think I have everything figured out, BAM! New update, new features, new headaches. Can’t we just stick with one version for more than a month? Is that too much to ask? 😤

Hi devs
So been working on a medical and healthcare digital platform and I'm thinking of having a 3rd part API
I created a google form for those interested in testing out and using the API when its release kindly fill in the form

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/...

when you working online
at a pub co-working space
and internet gets slow AF!!!

I'm gonna rip someones head off

Okaaay.....so after I got fucked at the technical interview i returned there the following day and wrote them code for a system that was actually on their pipeline
Left the thing 80% complete and they were like: Amaizing we will be in touch
And I left bouncing

Going for a technical interview and being thrown at a site with a bunch of tests I've never seen

Ok so I'm trying to focus on reading docs on a game engine to do some game dev

And wife busy disturbing
wife: come do this for me
wife: come sit with me
wife: come talk to me
wife: come massage me
wife: come do this to me

Its like a stream of endless error messages

I want to commit a crime