I HATE STANDUP I HATE STANDUP I HATE STANDUP I HATE STANDUP I HATE STANDUP I HATE STANDUP I HATE STANDUP I HATE STANDUP I HATE STANDUP

That is all

"hey, now that we're all done we can sit down right?" - remote manager

🤬

Meetings are just so that the managers can feel like they're involved somehow.

WHO THE F LOVES IT??!!! 🧐

Yeah I've run into this 15 minute blocker every morning actually so maybe we can work on eliminating that?

@lassiecoder I like standups :c

but they:

- can't last more than 15 minute

- either need to be the first thing in the morning or the first thing after lunch, otherwise they force me to extra context-switch

but I find them useful sometimes, they keep me informed about the rest of my team. They are a centralized exchange of problems so people can immediately hook up from a pool of people that might be able to help and they keep me on track.

but managers, if you put your standup 1-2 hours after work starts, then I'm just not going to work! That's too little time to get anything useful done... so essentially if I come at 8 and you put daily at 10, what I really see is

[useless time][meeting][useless time][lunch][post lunch drowsiness][finally some work][end of day]

incredibly difficult to work a day when the daily is put on a stupid hour

Wow, I totally misinterpreted that as standup comedy. I haven't been subjected to a standup in about a year 😂

Our team lead loves stand-ups. He easily quadruples it's total duration when he attends.

He's famous for it 🙈

I hate it but I need it. I’m “that guy”. I keep notes but sometimes don’t remember all of what I’m supposed to be doing from day to day unless we have a rolling standup meeting to coordinate it all.