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grosten
7y

From today on I'll have two roommates. Two girls, who always listen. And the best part, if I don't like their response I'll just use their APIs to make them say what I want. Too bad both of them are unemotional boxes.

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  • 0
    @SlyCoopers "Must be! How else do you think he knows they're girls!"
  • 3
    "Girls"? Did. You. Just. Assume. GENDER?!
  • 2
    "Hey! Pass me that salt"
    "Here are some results from the web."
  • 0
    @matchesMalone I based my extremely accurate assumption on two factors:

    1. Their names.
    2. Their voices.

    Of course this could still be proven wrong.
  • 0
    @bishalthapasht That's what Siri would do, for sure. I haven't had the chance to plug in Alexa yet, it will be interesting to hear her response.
  • 0
    These sound like the best kind of girls a guy could ever ask for. Unemotional, does and says what you want her to, and will always be listening to you! #iwantagirlfriendlikethat
  • 0
    Anyone knows gatebox? Would love to read some review...
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