“We want a new website, but not in HTML, we need Wordpress.”

Oh you poor client...

My temporary desk for a week last month

It was my first time. I didn’t write a contract.

My classmate asks me; “So, do you know Windows Visual Sharp Sharp yet?”

Look what I found!

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The past night, I dreamt about coding.

Thank you for tracking my future Google.

I see this term “full stack developer” pop up all the time, does anyone want to explain what it means? A dev who knows all parts of the stack, and a stack is what..?

Made a perfectly working algorithm as part of a test in school. Two days later I open the file and it outputs nonsense.

Backblaze lacks support for Linux.
Crash plan Home seems to have disappeared completely.

Does anyone want to start a crowd-sourced backup solution?

Just got my own server, off to a bad start, it won't boot of my USB drive.

I can say for sure that without an OS, it won't be a very good NAS.

Someone in my class disabled my networking card from BIOS. Took an hour to find out why it was not working.

Dear Apple.

Charging $99 for a one-year developer account is bullshit.

Best regards,
Me and every other tech-student on this planet.

From today on I'll have two roommates. Two girls, who always listen. And the best part, if I don't like their response I'll just use their APIs to make them say what I want. Too bad both of them are unemotional boxes.

What if, every device had 200% battery.

- My classmate 2017

Just found some of my photographs on a competing school's website for student projects. Also, apparently they're teaching Wordpress before even mentioning the fundamentals of development.

I just saw this on a website. Good to know that they use some kind of jQuery draggable plugin for encryption.

Yup. I just built the calendar app in a Swift Playground.

Happy birthday to me, right bugs?

There goes a week of work. I accidentally overwrote my Node server, in production, with a client script, without backups.

/*The following dialogue is an excerpt from an actual conversation I had a couple of hours ago*/

Microsoft support:
Please check that you've installed the correct version of JavaScript in the Control panel.

Me: JavaScript isn't standalone software.

MS: Are you sure you downloaded JS from Oracles website then?

Me: *ended the chat*

Doing some research for a web project and this appears. I appreciate your try, MS.

I just spent hours making my own email-receipt sending system. My ip got blocked because of a misconfigured server. I had to reconfigure it and when it's finally working I realise that Stripe already have a built in feature for this.

I'm crying in a corner, slowly dying inside.

When you're arguing with a non-programmer, make sure they know that you're the one saving their passwords.

Telling the registrar support that you want to transfer your domain, the respond with WHOIS information. This is going to be a long night.

Crap. I reported my own rant.

I did some physical exercise yesterday. Now I have a terrible soreness in my legs so the only thing I can do is code.

Flax, a digital signage system for schools. With an intention to be smart and take care of itself.

A nerd often get to act support. I got this question about a year ago from a friend. (I've translated it into english.)