Learn More
Resend Email
35
daarkfall
3y

Is it really unreasonable that I wish aws would just name their fucking products after what they are? Why the fuck is dns called route 53? Why the fuck is a vm an elastic cloud compute node? Stop being pretentious dicks and just name things what they are!

Am I being unreasonable?

rant

aws

marketing
Favorite
Ranter
Comments
  • 2
    3y
    dns uses port 53, so kinda makes sense, but yeah that's a little overly clever to call it "Route 53", like a reference to a highway or something, i guess (?). Elastic cloud is a 3rd party product which you can buy via Amazon, Microsoft, or Google. https://www.elastic.co/cloud/
  • 1
    3y
    Well, an Apple a day keeps the doctor away. But you have to use their phones or bigger. The watch just hasn't enough doctor-stopping power...
  • 3
    3y
    @steev I think elastic cloud compute refers to an EC2 instance which is a virtual node.
    The elastic cloud referred by you is more like Elastic Search cluster cloud which is provided as a separate service by AWS.
  • 4
    3y
    Yes, it's unreasonable. Those marketing turds need a job too, you know.
  • 6
    3y
    I'm just annoyed that AWS Quantum isn't quantum computing.
  • 2
    3y
    I'd like to remind all of you of the naming disaster that is 4D NAND technology. So like. EC2 is a pretty bad name, but at least it's clearly a metaphor and not sci-fi themed bullshit that imitates real science by nature.
  • 1
    3y
    The different naming based on team structure decision. They decide name, Features, and cost.

    Otherwise the whole platform would be lot more streamlined.
Related Rants
devRant © 2021 Hexical Labs LLC
Privacy Policy  |  Terms of Service
Add Comment