!rant Scheduled Slack message from myself after hours to myself during work hours:

“Hey idiot,
The thing you need to do is [solution]. Trust me.
Past you

PS: Drink some gd water.”

*followed by panicked double-checking I’d actually sent it to myself and not a coworker*

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    I wish someone sent messages like that to me
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    One of the most vindictive moments of my life was when I stumbled on an old comment:
    "When those noobs at <client A> finally realize they are sending the wrong data, uncomment the line below"
    Past me, sometimes your empty-pocketed bony ass and hairy head is worth for something.
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