Tech lead in standup 🐤

Me every day!

You guys won't mind having 3 months of pure... REFACTORING?

@PepeTheFrog not refactoring, code deletion and Feature removal.

@PepeTheFrog no startup knows what refactoring is

@ars1 this is so correct 😂 they focus on features, and features, and features

@lassiecoder
CTO: yikes customers are planning to sue, features are barely working as per the contracts
Director of sales: Looks like we need to push out more features

@PepeTheFrog 🤣😂

@ars1 lol. Very true. Spaghetti startups are common

It may not have escaped your attention that we have very real and substantial problems. Unfortunately I have no idea how to solve them. For this reason I am going to oscillate wildly and lead you down a dozen different paths in the hopes eventually one turns out to be the right one.