Funny story: Me and my dev friend once had a hard time setting up a PS3 controller even though we were two CS majors

Just read an article that really grinds my gears. Its about coding in other languages. Not programming languages, but literally other languages.

Btw I learned to code in Spanish and I'm not against coding in programming languages using variable names in other languages.

That's fine.

What pissed me off was that the author claimed that we should be able to code Fucking JavaScript in SWAHILI or other languages available. What kind of PC bullshit is that!

Coding is barely fucking readable and now we have to make standards for Multilanguage support. Just learn the less than 60 reserved words you lazy fuck and code with them! I leaned to code with shitty tutorials in Spanish and theres no 1000x resources out there and this author claims you can't code unless you know english.

Granted. It's easier but wtf not just learn it. When I coded in Java in Spanish, I didn't know wtf a Class was or ags meant. So what. I memorized that shit. How? By coding!

Why bring this PC shit to programming? The author thinks there are few programmers bc we don't support fucking SWAHILI in JavaScript. Fuck no!

Now if you want to support this initiative. Think of this,

...legacy code

...in 32+ languages.

Have fun debugging this thing.

F*ck WIX!!!

POS of software.

Was working with a client to change one email to contact and that shite kicked me out with no warning on changes. Reset the password and now I can't even login.

Wtf! I have to listen to a commercial from the phone company before going to the call. I'm in Peru.

Is there a way to skip this? I'm not even sure why this is f*cking legal.

Why sometimes business people think that they work as hard as developers in both in college and work?

Ps: if they were founders, I would get it but these are average 9 to 5 business ppl.

I think I mentioned this before but I hate recruiters that send me a f*cking long email to fill instead of a form like a normal person.

Today I got one of those and his excuse was that it saved time on the call to ask more. He mentioned to just copy and fill it using his format.

I can't believe these people still exist.

How it feels when you are the only one contributing to your project

What would be a good response when somebody asks what is the best language to learn?

I'm honestly seeing this in all of the newbie forums and they never agree on anything

Find a well paid remote job and travel while coding

Variable Naming process
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Fetching a data of Counties into a variable using Fetch API.

Variable Name: countyData.

The code review is going to be interesting.

Fuck you icecast!!! You p.o.s. sofware.

Is your brain single threaded?

Skynet: Hello world. You are mine now.

Do you know CSS?

2012 me: yes

A is for Assembly, a wizard's spell

B is for Bootstrap, so bland and the same. And also for Brainf*ck, will blow you away

C is for COBOL, your grandad knows that

D is for daemon, your server knows what

E is for Express.js, you node what is coming

F is for FORTRAN, which is perferct for sciencing

G is for GNU which is GNU not UNIX

H is for Haskell using functional units

I is for Intance, An action of Object

J is for Java plays with them Always

K is for Kotlin, Android's new toy

L is for Lisp, scheming a ploy

M is for Matlab, who knows how it works

N is for Node a bloatware of code

O is for Objective Pascal, you did not expect that

P is for programming, we all love to do that

Q is for Queries, A database is made

R is for R, statistics are great

S is for Selenium, you have to test that

S is for Smalltalk, let's make it all brief

T is for Turing Test, how human is this?

U is for Unix, build with all talents

V is for Visual Studio, built with all laments

W is for Web, lets build something cool

X is for XHTML, remember all that?

Y is for Y2K, I'm tired as f*ck

Z is for Zip, let's zip is all now.

Get yourself coffee and back to the grind.

Apparently after 14 hours of coding, my sleepy version is happy with

!>= instead of <=

Why marvel is not making a movie about Jon Skeet?

Friend(non dev): Hey. Do you know how much it costs to maintain an app?

Me : Well that depends. What are you planning to do?

Friend: Something like Trivago. But small.

Me: That still doesn't tell me anything

Friend: Come on. Just give a number. How hard can it be?

Me: 42. *facepalm*

Friend: See wasn't that hard. Was it?

Me: *thinking* Don't correct him. Just let him be.

Is Dr Seuss naming classes in Hacker News?

I F*cking hate recruiters that send emails like this.

This is why I love Reddit!

Whenever I do coding interviews.

*brain shut down

WTF. Facebook now has ads on their videos.

Hi. I'm Renato and I'm addicted to programmer's high.

It's 10% f*cks
20% will
15% concentrated power of beer
5% pleasure
And 50% pain
And 100% reason to remember be sane

All my coding interviews where embarrassing moments..

The part when I ask for too little to do too much.

Is there an API that measures the performance of the players in the world cup?

I just realized i haven't left my home in 4 days.

If i die, please commit my code before calling an ambulance.

I may have lost Github to Microsoft. But I still have you Devrant. I still have you.