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Burgundxyz
210d

Performance Review: You’ve slowed down.

My head: I never get to code cause all we do is meetings. Like no shit I have slowed down. Why the fuck do we have 3 days just full of meetings that I don’t even contribute to ?! I’m not gonna do overtime for this shit

Me (actually): Ah, shucks! Guess we can work on that huh?

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  • 12
    It's not too late to push back. Email and say you've reviewed what you're doing, and that x% of your time is now spent on meetings, up from y% when you were better performing. Ask which ones they want you to prioritise and which ones can go.
  • 3
    Mute the meeting and do real life job during this time.
  • 3
    @zlice Good managers are no manager
  • 0
    @Tounai Easy on remote. Less so in the office.
  • 3
    @Burgundxyz for the love of god push back while u still can, as @AlmondSauce said, otherwise this "slowed down" will be used as a reason to not give u a raise
  • 1
    @AnxiousADHDGuy I hear you. Imma do that more.
  • 10
    Why would you not say(diplomatically) what's in your head? If your job is to write code, then having more than a standup at the start of the day will, as abundantly demonstrated in the industry, actively reduce your output. Say it!
  • 3
    Why did you hide the fact that meetings change your numbers...?
  • 5
    @bahua After reading what people are saying and applying the scenarios to the full context, it’s clear what I must do. I must have this conversation, and if we can’t find a compromise, Ill follow my other coworkers and quit.

    Thank you all for the amazing replies
  • 0
    heheheheheh
  • 0
    I'd have just been very direct about what you just said lol But shown a little tact.

    Pushback is expected to some degree.

    In any organization where you're not stocking shelves or piling up boxes.
  • 0
    Makes you seem like a man :P
  • 0
    @AvatarOfKaine Yeah yeah mr. perfect here. I bet you would loose your shit during the first conflict u would encounter.
  • 0
    @AnxiousADHDGuy if that were the case I'd be dead or in prison right now and would have no work history buried or otherwise

    People like you creatures are the ones who poison public life for questionable reasons
  • 1
    @AvatarOfKaine Ahh, so you are the frustrated idiot who pretends that nothing affects him and then goes home gets drunk af and posts mean comments. At least having big e-penis compensates for hard miserable real life.
  • 0
    @AnxiousADHDGuy nope. But I think the person behind this screename is copying someone else at a frustrated point in their life when they were working hard. Personally at this point the person pointing the finger is the one who sounds like what was just described.
  • 0
    @AnxiousADHDGuy being a pushover at work makes you a doormat pure and simple

    And the more like a doormat you act the more you'll be treated like one
  • 0
    @AvatarOfKaine You are obsessed about being very original and others copying everything. Are you ok in the head?
  • 0
  • 0
    @AvatarOfKaine answer the question sweety
  • 0
    @AnxiousADHDGuy I'm sweety now lol no I'm not obsessed but I recognize the pattern of criminals in hiding borrowing previous content someone else created
  • 0
    @AnxiousADHDGuy and honestly I'm kind of pissed that said dumb shallow morons made half my country nuts
    Case in point
    Feel like giving some head ?
  • 0
    @AnxiousADHDGuy since I'm sweety and all
  • 0
    @AvatarOfKaine and @AnxiousADHDGuy both of you can stfu since you're hiding your rants behind a pseudonym that isn't tied to the real you.

    Meaning in real life you're both looking down and wiping the floor.

    Happy now?

    PS: Credit to AnxiousADHDGuy though because his pseudonym isn't trying to act manly.

    That said @AvatarOfKaine is right and you should absolutely push back. You can't be fired for that, it's retaliation. Simply keep good record of conflicts.
  • 0
    @glemiere my nickname is the real me so fck u my friend. Fck u.
  • 0
    @AnxiousADHDGuy I said that, learn to read 😂
  • 0
    @glemiere read your first sentence. now read it 10 times again, you fucking miserable barely entry level hotshot retard. fuck your half assed credit, also fuck your opinion since you are nobody in my life and just a useless text on my screen. Now go masturbate before going to sleep, you useless neckbeared limp dick social misfit. You havent achieved anything worthwile yet, so might as well kill yourself you waste of sperm. Think next time before diarrhea comes out of your mouth.
  • 0
    @AnxiousADHDGuy damn dude that's some serious projection, you should consult.
  • 0
    @glemiere Always have to have the last word. What if you fucked up here you retard? But no. Such a genius undiscovered talent cant be wrong, right? Oh boy u gonna get drilled in your ass with that attitude. Just wait for it, the day is gonna come my boy.
  • 0
    @AnxiousADHDGuy the last word? From a guy who's rhetoric is all about dropping 1000 insults per seconds? lmao.

    Okay retard, I don't have lessons to receive from a guy who makes less money, produce shittier code, and has obviously never seen boobs in his life.

    Have your last word now and gtfo 🖕
  • 0
    @glemiere actually right now since I e been through hell and am struggling out of the problems you people causes I took a slightly less than.adwquatw job starting out but office and clean

    So stfu fucker lol
  • 0
    @AvatarOfKaine lmao, you'll get a better one, just be patient and don't let them walk over you 💪
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