Hips sometimes lie

Well shakira says something else🤔

Good to know. I guess.

@jonas-w she also said it's good her boobs are small so you don't mistake them for mountains so

everything sometimes lies.

except me. i only accidentally miscommunicate

Can we have sex baby? I always wanted to be fooled into a scenario that would make me question my orientation and go oh dear God Jesus what have I done in the morning lol

There's this woman posing as a man that used to be a gay guy that I've been eyeing up at my gym lol

Come on kick me off so I can't be driven crazy by your repetition any longer ! Deprive me of a stubborn fixation on questionably still living breathing people behind screen names that I seem to be addicted to !

I wish I could blame the alcohol for sinning ! I wish I could go disappear drunkenly into some strange evil womans embrace and only want to die after I woke up half chubby and older and realizing what she is tomorrow after a long night of rolling her over and using every part of her body for pleasure and just say I wasn't myself !

Damn you all !